The Old Man And His Sweethearts

A man, whose hair had begun to turn grey, had two lovers.

One lover was young and the other well advanced in years. The younger woman, not wishing to be the lover of an old man, was zealous in removing his white hairs. The older woman felt embarrassed to be courted by a young man, and often plucked away his black hairs. 

After a few rounds, the man became bald.

Moral

It does not help to do things that do not fit one's identity. Those who seek to please everybody please nobody.