If you are unhappy

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow, who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold, he reluctantly started to fly south for the winter.

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and pooped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.

Just then, a large cat came by. He heard the chirping, investigated the sounds, cleaned away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

This story contains three morals:
1. Everyone that poops on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone that gets you out of poop is not necessarily your friend.
3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of poop, keep your mouth shut.