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Friday, August 10, 2012

Gandhi Jayanti Jokes

Gandhi Jayanti is one of the three national holidays observed by India. The holiday marks the birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi, also known as Gandhi or ‘Father of the Nation’. Gandhi was born on 2nd October, 1869 as Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. On 15th June 2007, the United Nations General Assembly declared 2nd October as the International Day of Non-Violence. To honor this day, no liquor is either sold or consumed. Prayers are held in Raj Ghat, the memorial of Mahatma Gandhi, which are attended by the President, Prime Minister and others to pay homage to him. These days, jokes are commonly created and passed on to everyone to spread the teachings of Gandhi. On this occasion of Gandhi Jayanti, we bring you some funny and humorous jokes that focus the practices and principles of Gandhi. Take a look!

Funny Gandhi Jayanti Jokes
Munnabhai: Ye Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit: Simple hai bhai...
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

What’s the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Circuit: Oye Short Circuit, yeh light bulb pe bapu ka naam kyun likh raha hai?
Short Circuit: Apun bapu ka naam roshan kar rehle hai

Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos.
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note...
Happy Gandhi Jayanti..

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