Funny Christmas Jokes
Q - How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A - You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
Q - How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
A - Don't feed it !
Q - How do you get into Donner's house?
A - You ring the "deer"-bell!
Q - How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A - He looks at his calen-"deer"!
Q - I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
A - Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
Q - What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A - A stoKING
Q- What do elves learn in school?
Q- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q- Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
A- Santa's little Elvis. (Elvis lives!
Q- Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
Q- What do you have in December that you don`t have in any other month? A- A
A - The letter "D”!
Q - What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A - Mooooey Christmas!
Q - What never eats at Christmas time?
A - Turkey, it is usually stuffed!
Q - What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
A - Frost bite!
Q - Why did the duck cross the road?
A - To quack open the eyes.
Q - What is the best xmas present in the world?
A - A broken drum, coz u can't beat it!
Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A - Because your teeth chatter!
Q - How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
A - Fleas Navidog!
Q - What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A - Season's Bleatings!
Q - What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
A - Ribbon Hood!
Q - What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A - It's Christmas, Eve!
Q - What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A - A turkey!
Q - What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
A - Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Q - A Christmas thought:
A - STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Q - Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A - Because of all the wrapping!