Funny Quotes

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. by Woody Allen

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. by Brady Anderson

You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre. by Majel Barrett

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. by Samantha Bee

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays. by Edgar Bergen

Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured. by Brad Bird

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. by Fanny Brice

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it. by Matthew Bright

It's funny how most activists are pacifists. by Craig Bruce

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. by Michael Caine

It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14. by Jennifer Connelly

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. by Quentin Crisp

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. by Billy Crystal

It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it? by Steve Hackett

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday. by Jerry B. Jenkins

Funny is when you're serious. by Harvey Korman