Douglas Jerrold
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
Anthony Burgess
He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
Goethe
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
W. Somerset Maugham
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Helen Rowland
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
John Ciardi
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
Holden Caulfield
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
Milton Berle
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
P. L. Berger
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Ned Rorem
Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
Lord Chesterfield
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Peter de Vries
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
Anthony Burgess
He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
Goethe
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
W. Somerset Maugham
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Helen Rowland
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
John Ciardi
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
Holden Caulfield
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
Milton Berle
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
P. L. Berger
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Ned Rorem
Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
Lord Chesterfield
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Peter de Vries
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
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