Best Religion Quotes

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. (Alan J. Perlis, "Epigrams of Programming")

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. (Samuel Butler)

Before God we are equally wise - and equally foolish. (Albert Einstein)

Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin. (Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary")

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. (Alfred Jarry)

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. (Clarence Darrow)

I believe in god, I just don't like him. (Anonymous)

I could prove God statistically. (George Gallup)

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. (Oscar Wilde)

I want to know all Gods thoughts...all the rest are just details. (Albert Einstein)

If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist. (Michael Patton)

In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. ("Aqualung" - Jethro Tull)

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. (Arthur C. Clarke)

My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. (George Santayana)

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. (Albert Einstein)

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. (Nietzsche)

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it. (Anonymous)

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. (George Bernard Shaw)

There's no problem too big and no question too small,
Just ask God in faith and he'll answer them all
Trust in his wisdom and believe in his word,
For no prayer's unanswered and no prayer unheard. (Helen Steiner Rice)

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. (Woody Allen)

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. (Voltaire)

When you hear a man say, "I hate," adding the name of some race, nation, religion, or social class, you are dealing with a belated mind. That man may dress like a modern, ride in an automobile, listen over the radio, but his mind is properly dat (Harry Emerson Fosdick)

Who says I am not under the special protection of God? (Adolf Hitler)