Happy Marriage Recipe

A happy marriage is like a ship a ship in a storm at sea — the voyagers do not jump overboard at the first blow of the tempest. ~ R. W. Burns

Ten Rules For A Happy Marriage

1. Never both be angry at the same time. 
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. 
3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate. 
4. If you must criticise, do it lovingly. 
5. Never brin gup mistakes of the past. 
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
8. At least once everyday say a kind or complimentary word to your life partner. 
9. When you have done something wrong, admit it and ask for forgiveness. 
10. Remember it takes two to make a quarrel.

Marriage is like a duet: We need not play the same part, but we must be playing in harmony. ~ Anon

66 years and still holding on! 
There were a couple of old guys talking at the bar. One of the men had been married for 66 years.

“Amazing. 66 years!” said his friend. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?“

“Well,” he replied, “it’s like this. The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.“

“Really?” his friend responded. “Does that really work?“

“Oh, yes,” he said proudly. “66 years, and so far, not one big decision!“