Quotations for Birthdays I

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz


Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope


First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey


Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim


Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith


I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997


You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown


I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost


Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter


The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball


Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni


Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown


Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.~Jennifer Yane


Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson