No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.~Arthur Hoppe
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~Henry Fielding
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. ~Susan Sontag
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.~William Osler
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. ~David Cort
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Author Unknown
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No." ~Woody Allen
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. ~Martin Luther
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.~Arthur Hoppe
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~Henry Fielding
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. ~Susan Sontag
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.~William Osler
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. ~David Cort
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Author Unknown
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No." ~Woody Allen
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. ~Martin Luther
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